Archie proposed to Veronica and her  dad just straight up gives him a cushy job and respect. Basically, proposing to Veronica is the smartest thing Archie ever did and everybody is happy except for Betty, who sucks

SEE ALSO: Forbidden Words 1996-2005

the guy with the hat rickrolls the president
the girl and the other guy start talking in binary to each other
cory doctorow fights a giant lolcat
the author whines about his ex-girlfriend some more