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THE CHALLENGERS

1. Pool Is Dead 2 points

a team by God

2. Team Jamie 3 points

a team by Jamie

3. Team H5K 3 points

a team by homer5000

4. BOO-URNS 1 point

a team by Henrik P

5. xander biscuits 1 point

a team by same

6. Team Crossbones 3 points

a team by Johnny

7. The 2008 Detroit Lions 1 point

a team by Dan

8. Captain Vapourozza

a team by X-Thunder

9. Team McClure 3 points

a team by same

10. Deadville 3 points

a team by pizzamancjm

11. “Llamas” 1 point

a team solely owned and operated by Jase

12. Team Croak! 3 points

a team by Jessfrogger88

13. burnin’s future TMZ headliners 3 points

a team by Burnin’

14. The Deader the Better 3 points

a team by boogie down mikel

15. Team Hard Poo 4 points

a team by NJ PETE

16. Team Nerd Groupie 3 points

a team by Elena

17. TEAM BRODY 2 point

A TEAM BY BRODY

18. Barely Breathing 2 points

a team by Duncan Sheik Kevin

19. Team My Little SuperAIDS 1 point

a team by My Little Needle

20. team sac, sacrelicious, whatever 3 points

a team by sacrelicious

21. Dead People Are Dead 4 points

a team by smyce

22. Shyla 1 point

a team based on the comedic stylez of Paul Butts

23. Team D DEBBS 4 points

a town by SBBED .D

24. tteamm shhbly

a team by shhbly

25. Dunder Mifflin Infinity 4 points

a team by Christopher

THE DEPARTED

 

Ricardo Montalban died January 14 Johnny, Elena

Andrew Wyeth died January 16 BRODY

Wendy Richard died February 26 Jessfrogger88

Paul Harvey died February 28 sacrelicious

Jade Goody died March 22 xander biscuits

Bea Arthur died April 25 homer5000, Jessfrogger88, Burnin’, NJ PETE, Elena, My Little Needle, Christopher

Ed McMahon died June 23 McClure, mikel, smyce, D DEBBS, Christopher

Farrah Fawcett died June 25 NJ PETE, D DEBBS

Michael Jackson also died June 25 God, Henrik P, mikel, Elena, smyce

Karl Malden died July 1 God, McClure, Kevin

Robert McNamara died July 6 Jamie

Walter Cronkite died July 17 homer5000, McClure, pizzamancjm, Burnin’, mikel, NJ PETE, Kevin, sacrelicious, Christopher

Les Paul died August 13 pizzamancjm

Robert Novak died August 18 Jamie, sacrelicious

Ted Kennedy died August 25 Jamie, Johnny, Dan, pizzamancjm, Burnin’, smyce, D DEBBS

Patrick Swayze died September 14 homer5000, Johnny, Jase, Jessfrogger88, NJ PETE, BRODY, smyce, Paul Butts, D DEBBS, Christopher

THE LIST

 

THE A’s

 

1. Hank Aaron, ex-home run and alphabet king (damn you, Bonds and Aardsma) 9

2. Paula Abdul, thinks you’re speeeeeeecial and should go to Hollywood 12

3. King Abdullah, king of oil Saudi Arabia 5 22

4. Capt. Lou Albano, plumber from Brooklyn 9

5. Alan Alda, TV’s Hawkeye Pierce 1

6. Muhammad Ali, Cat Power album 3 5 10 13 15 19 20 23

7. Maurice Allais, has an effect named after him 13

8. Woody Allen, nervous guy in every Woody Allen movie 6

9. Nouri al-Maliki, prime minister of Iraq 22

10. Sabah IV al-Sabah, redundant emir of Kuwait 22

11. Ayman al-Zawahiri, Islamic Jihad leader and al-Qaeda lynchpin 19

12. Brad Anderson, as seen in the Onion article “Some Old Man Still Churning Out Marmaduke” (3/14/08) 6

13. Criss Angel, accused of Playboy Mansion bunny theft 17

14. Maya Angelou, knows how the caged bird sings 17

15. Allan Arbus, M*A*S*H actor and main Boeing rival 13

16. Neil Armstrong, first man to coach the Bears on the moon 1 4

17. Bea Arthur, Golden Girl (one of thr– three? awww noooo!) 3 12 13 15 16 19 25 (April 25)

18. Ed Asner, wanna go out for a mint? 3 11

19. Harvey Atkin, TV’s King Koopa 8

20. Susan Atkins, Manson familiar 12 21

21. David Attenborough, Attenborough (1 of 2) 1 5 11

22. Richard Attenborough, Attenborough (2 of 2) 1 9 15 24

23. William H. Avery, once lost to Bob Dole 8 13

 

THE B’s

 

 

24. Lauren Bacall, yet Bogart’s been dead for over 50 years 11 17 18 25

25. Severiano Ballesteros, golf trophy 21

26. Brigitte Bardot (link is NSFW), sex symbol turned crazy old lady 17

27. Bob Barker, probably would never have said “fried chicken” during a Showcase 10 14 16 19

28. Jacques Barzun, cultural historian 13

29. Kathy Bates, nude hot tub enthusiast 5

30. Pope Benedict XVI, the freakin’ Pope 2 19 24

31. Tony Bennett, left various internal organs in various international cities (yet still manages to live) 18

32. Yogi Berra, make sure to attend his funeral, because he’ll attend yours 10

33. Chuck Berry, this is your cousin Marvin! You know that new sound you’ve been looking for? 9 11

34. Ronnie Biggs, Great Train Robber 14 18 22

35. Osama bin Laden, videotape enthusiast 4 6 7 19

36. Honor Blackman, released her own version of Exile on Main Street 11

37. James Blunt, the person who submitted this name put “Please” next to his name 5

38. Ernest Borgnine, mermaid-themed superhero 10 15 21

39. Tom Bosley, Richie, Chuck, Joanie and Kelly’s father 1 16

40. Robert R. Bowie, former CIA Deputy Director 13

41. Ray Bradbury, would probably be cremated at 451 degrees 15 25

42. Wilford Brimley, word pronounciation meme 12 15

43, Mel Brooks, gave us Blazing Saddles (as well as a film with Cleavon Little in a starring role) 2 3 11 18

44. Chris Brown, star of Stomp the Yard 8

45. Jim Brown, returned for one game around 1992 (woo-hoo!) 1

46. Anita Bryant, sucks oranges 17

47. Warren Buffett, only American with an income 8 19

48. Ken Burns, twenty-hour-long man 17

49. Gary Busey, will paint your face in your sleep (so don’t sleep) 23

50. Barbara Bush, got more picks than her husband 2 4 6 13 14 16 21

51. George H.W. Bush, glad he has an “H” in his name 4 6 24

52. Robert Byrd, emperor of West Virginia 6 15 17 19 24

 

THE C’s

 

 

53. Sid Caesar, Your Show of Shows showman 17

54. Mortimer M. Caplin, prolific lawyer 1

55. Hugh L. Carey, ex-New York governor 1

56. Elliott Carter, composer 13

57. Hurricane Carter, Bob Dylan song subject 1

58. Jimmy Carter, monocle-sporting snack foods mascot 3 4 6 7 9 10 11 19 20 24

59. Rosalynn Carter, apparently never cheated on 6

60. Fidel Castro, screw the description, here’s a long list of numbers 1 2 3 4 6 7 9 10 11 12 13 15 18 19 20 21 23 24 25

61. Raul Castro, for those who thought picking Fidel would be too easy 22

62. Raul H. Castro, former Arizona governor and for those who thought picking Raul Castro of Cuba would be too easy 1

63. Carol Channing, incredibly shrill 11

64. Chevy Chase, talk show industry punchline 1

65. Dick Cheney, wondering why nobody’s been sending him the blood of small children lately 3 25

66. Chyna (Joanie Laurer), apparently too crazy for wrestling 23

67. Dick Clark, Harry Caray impersonator 2 3 7 10 11 14 16 17 20 23

68. Mary Higgins Clark, word dealer 7

69. Beverly Cleary, word dealer… for kids! 14

70. John Cleese, guy with stereotypical British accent 24

71. Roger Clemens, juice loosener 14

72. Bill Clinton, Arkansas’ second-largest export 22

73. George Clinton, Mommy, what’s a Funkadelic? 17

74. Ronald H. Coase, another economist whose career I can’t summarize too well 13

75. Michael Collins, astronaut cocktail 7

75. Jeff Conaway, Celebrity Rehab patient 12 23

76. Francis Ford Coppola, Godfather godfather 17

77. Bill Cosby, gelatin dessert afficionado 10

78. Walter Cronkite, never lies 3 9 10 13 14 15 18 20 25 (July 17)

 

THE D’s

 

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79. Stacey Dash, Clueless actress (she was also in the fi–ah screw it, I already did this joke) 8

80. Al Davis, giving the NFL its recommended dose of crazy old man 21

81. Richard Dawson, busy-handed Family Feud presenter 7 23

82. Doris Day, singer, actress, government spy 11

83. Olivia de Havilland, only survivor of Gone with the Wind 1 12 18

84. Manoel de Oliveira, oldest living director 13

85. John Deacon, Queen bassist 8

86. Andy Dick, webmaster nickname 15

87. Phyllis Diller, pioneering comedienne 9 10 15 17 20

88. James Dobson, will focus on you family as long as you love The Jeez and want to convert Teh Gayz 17

89. Pete Doherty, give him any animal’s faeces, he’ll smoke it 8 12

90. Bob Dole, Bob Dole, Bob Dole 16 25

91. Fats Domino, New Orleans music legend 9 11 16

92. Sam Donaldson, didn’t realize he didn’t retire from ABC News 18

93. Kirk Douglas, he and a bunch of others are Sparticus 3 5 8 9 10 15 18 21 24 25

94. Hilary Duff, dating or married to some dude from some emo group or something, oh wait, isn’t Ashlee Simpson? No, maybe it’s both or something 15

95. Michael Dukakis, let us give tanks he’s not dead yet 6

 

THE E’s

 

 

97. Roger Ebert, left At the Movies to die in the hands of Ben Lyons 3 6 12 20 23

98. Elizabeth Edwards, any joke I write here would assuredly be in bad taste 2 12 14

99. Queen Elizabeth II, starred in the Oscar-nominated film “Helen Mirren” 2 4 7 12 14 15 16 20 24

100. Bob Elliott, grandfather of that new girl on SNL 5

 

THE F’s

101. Peter Falk, loves ya, bab– oh wait, that’s Telly Savalas, and he’s dead 7 21 23

102. Louis Farrakhan, not-so-secret Muslim 7 20

103. Farrah Fawcett, can be rolled up and sold at Kmart 15 23 (June 25)

104. Corey Feldman, do yourself a favor and Google his wife, Susie Feldman 23

105. Lawrence Ferlinghetti, poet, painter 9

106. Fred F. Fielding, White House Counsel… until just recently 2

107. Larry Flynt (guess what – mildly NSFW!), thinks your donut-shaped universe is intriguing 6

108. Joan Fontaine, will try to outlive her sister Olivia 14 18

109. Michael Foot, British Labour Party leader 22

110. June Foray, talking squirrel 17

111. Betty Ford, but if she dies, all celebrites have left is Dr. Drew! 1 4 6 18 19 24 25

112. John Forsythe, Charlie 14 20

113. Michael J. Fox, time-space continuum fuck-with-er 5

114. Jeff Foxworthy, just might be a lower-class Southern stereotype 22

115. Aretha Franklin, got to sing one of the only good patriotic songs at Obama’s inaugruration 15 23

116. Morgan Freeman, could enlarge his penis for cheap. My, my. Isn’t that something. 22

117. Dawn French, one half of the “Absolutely Fabulous” duo 23

118. Annette Funicello, obscure pasta dish 12

119. Edward Furlong, he’s young, but he’s been involved with Paris Hilton, so there 15

 

THE G’s

Despite our faltering economy, that remains a healthy piece of real estate.

 

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120. Zsa Zsa Gabor, it’s gotten slightly easier to type 8 9 10 16 18 19 20

121. James Garner, not as big as Aurora 8 13

122. Teri Garr, roll, roll, roll in ze hay… you necromancer 24

123. Paul Gascoigne, stepfather of a girl who really likes getting boob jobs 5

124. George Gaynes, Police Academy commandant 25

125. Frank Gehry, master of twisty shiny things 2 5

126. Bob Gibson, Hall of Fame pitcher 7

127. Hutton Gibson, father of that guy that gave us the bloody Jesus movie 7

128. Miep Gies, the miracle worker 1 13 14 25

129. Erich Gimpel, once played chess with Machine Gun Kelly 13

130. John Glenn, astroman turned Congressnaut 5 25

131. Gary Glitter, wants to rock and roll the parts of 2 teenage boys 18

132. Jean-Luc Godard, one of the founders of that great band, Nouvelle Vague 18

133. John Goodman, sure as shit won’t fucking roll if he’s dead 14 15

134. Jade Goody, British Big Brother contestant 5 (March 22)

135. Billy Graham, cracker 9 10 15 18 19 20 25

136. Mike Gravel, the comparatively sane one from Alaska 7

137. Andy Griffith, expressway namesake 4 11 12 18 20 23

 

THE H’s

 

 

138. Merle Haggard, pardoned by Ronald Reagan 25

139. Corey Haim, who is probably taking my advice re: Feldman’s wife 23

140. Paul Harvey, good day 20 (February 28)

141. David Hasselhoff, second in command to Angela Merkel 14

142. June Havoc, former Broadway and soap opera star 2

143. Stephen Hawking, merchant of the sleaze known as “science” 4 6 10 19

144. Bobby Heenan, what do you want to do tonight? The same thing we do every ni– uh, wait 9 23

145. Johannes Heesters, still performs well into his second century 13

146. Hugh Hefner, grotto operator 6 11 15 20

147. Werner Herzog, not Whitey 2

148. Barron Hilton, son of Conrad Hilton (how does a hotel in Chicago have a child?) 16

149. Paris Hilton, failed presidential candidate 4

150. Dolores Hope, Old Ski Nose’s widow 12 13

151. Anthony Hopkins, having someone for dinner 5

152. Lena Horne, almost played by Janet Jackson in a TV-movie if it weren’t for somebody’s nipple 12

153. Ralph Houk, World Series-winning Yankee manager 21

 

THE IACOCCA AND THE J’s

 

 

154. Lee Iacocca, probably has no interest in saving Chrysler a second time 2 7

155. Joe Jackson, America’s Favorite Crazy Stage Dad 16

156. Michael Jackson, is probably in an oxygen-deprivation tank somewhere underwater off the coast of Sealand right now 1 4 14 16 21 (June 25)

157. Etta James, aaaaaat laaaaaaaaast… her death might come along 17

158. Steve Jobs, Sir Not Appearing At This Macworld 1 2 15

159. Jasper Johns, flag painter 2

160. Magic Johnson, all you need is cash 6 19

161. Pacman Jones, who probably will never learn the definition of “natural causes,” let alone die from them 7

162. Steve Jones, never mind the Bollocks 8

 

THE K’s

 

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163. Hamid Karzai, president of that other nation we’re at war with 24

164. Bil Keane, who killed him? NOT ME 2 6

165. Ted Kennedy, if the deadline was January 21 he’d be on everybody’s list 2 6 7 10 13 21 23 (August 25)

166. Barbara Kent, one of the last survivors of the silent era 8 13 18

167. Kirk Kerkorian, Vegas casino-resort kingpin 20

168. Jack Kevorkian, lol 18 19

169. Margot Kidderfri9w3 r8ui3eb 7y8j++NO CARRIER++, 24

170. Kim Jong Il, 90 miles southeast of Chicago, 16 23

171. B.B. King, now has a restraining order against Eric Clapton 3 4 7 9 10 11 12 19 25

172. Don King, killed a guy 7

173. Henry Kissinger, doesn’t have a magic murder bag 1 9 19

174. John Kluge, Metromedia broadcasting mogul 25

175. Jack Klugman, sportswriter by day, coroner by night 9 21 23

176. Jordan Knight, not-so-New Kid on the Block 8

177. Suge Knight, crime enthusiast 14

178. Bernie Kopell, that’s right, it’s a spray 7

179. John Kundla, George Mikan’s old coach 18

180. Ashton Kutcher, male plaything 21

 

THE L’s

 

 

181. Shia LaBeouf, The Pharmacy America Trusts 3

182. Greg Lake, one third of Emerson Lake and Palmer 8

183. Jack LaLanne, you live one year longer if you drink his pee 10 18 21

184. Artie Lange, walking biological hazard 7

185. Angela Lansbury, crime-solving boat 11 15 24

186. Ralph Lauren, these descriptions have lost all meaning except for stupid pop culture references not pertaining to Angela Lansbury 5 17

187. Arthur Laurents, although this gives me an excuse to not check Wikipedia for this dude’s raison d’etre 5

188. Nigel Lawson, did I just use “raison d’etre”? 24

189. Cloris Leachman, screw you, I’m not using the accents 7 14 23

190. Norman Lear, no, I haven’t memorized the key commands like you have, why do I need to 25

191. Christopher Lee, Character Map is NOT for pussies! 4 5 8 11 17

192. Harper Lee, not everyone has a Mac, either 7

193. Stan Lee, ok, this discussion is pointless 15 23

194. Matthew Lesko, back on topic. Matthew Lesko, Cuban assassin 6

195. Jared Leto, the emo douchebag answer to Jennifer Lopez 14

196. Rita Levi-Montalcini, oldest living Nobel laureate, until she dies 13 25

197. Claude Levi-Strauss, SHUT UP, I’M NOT USING THE DAMNED ACCENTS 1 8 12 13 22

 

OK FINE

 

198. Jěrry Lěwĩs, ya happy now? 4 7 9 10 11 19 21

199. Art Linkletter, exploiter of children 14 18 21 25

200. Andrew Lloyd Webber, you see, his last name is actually “Lloyd Webber” 3

201. Christopher Lloyd, drives a DeLorean as a taxi 3

202. June Lockhart, Lassie’s mom has got it going on 25

203. Lindsay Lohan, firecrotch’s numbers are at an all-time low 10 24

204. Sidney Lumet, dead as hell because he couldn’t take it anymore 7

205. David Lynch, backwards-talking rabbit 8

206. Loretta Lynn, the alliteration makes me remember her name better 16

 

THE M’s

 

 

 

 

207. Yo-Yo Ma, chooses Italian instruments, made in the 18th century 17

208. Bernard Madoff, remember that one episode of Doug where he lost all his money on puzzles 14 21

209. Frank Mahovlich, hockey puck 9

210. Karl Malden, oldest living Best Supporting Actor Oscar winner (insert Heath Ledger joke here) 1 9 18 (July 1)

211. Nelson Mandela, was a black leader of a majority-white country before it was cool 1 4 5 18 21

212. Mark Mangino, his picture on Wikipedia makes him look like he’s melting 14

213. Charles Manson, named his kid Marilyn 1 12 16 17 24

214. Joe Mantegna, yellow-skinned mobster 5

215. Diego Maradona, divinely-assisted soccer player 22

216. Vincent Margera, why don’t you have a seat over there? 12

217. Mick Mars, part of MotlNO I WILL NOT OPEN CHARACTER MAP AGAIN 22

218. John McCain, the POW in POW/MILF 1 4 6 22

219. Rue McClanahan, Golden Girl (4 of 3) 15 19

220. Ed McMahon, the economy will surely kill him 9 14 21 23 25 (June 23)

221. Robert McNamara, ex-Secretary of Defense 2 (July 6)

222. Liza Minnelli, as herself 3 10 16

223. Walter Mondale, the ‘84 Washington Generals to Ronald Reagan’s ‘84 Harlem Globetrotters 2

224. Ricardo Montalban, dead as of this typing 6 16 (January 14)

225. Sun Myung Moon, first rock from the Earth 25

226. Mary Tyler Moore, has spunk that generally isn’t liked 20

227. Patrick Moore (NSFW for like one second), shows us The Sky at Night 8

228. Moore, Roger Moore 9

229. Harry Morgan, another M*A*S*H actor on the list 10 25

230. Kate Moss (bonus NSFW video – reg. req.), butt of skinny jokes for over a decade 12

231. Hosni Mubarak, prince president of Egypt 22

232. Robert Mugabe, president of Zimbabwe 4 5 22

234. Pervez Musharraf, lol perv is in his name 15 24

235. Stan Musial, el hombre 21

 

THE N’s

 

 

236. Jim Nabors, the voice of Indiana 23

237. Ralph Nader, will be given a Viking funeral in a Corvair 8

238. Willie Nelson, red headed stranger (complete with red headed stranger van) 12

239. Bob Newhart, everybody! 11

240. Si Newhouse, Jr., head of the company that publishes Vogue and Vanity Fair (but not SI) 2

241. Wayne Newton, president of Las Vegas 24

242. Jack Nicholson, for the last time, there is no Curse of the Joker 22

243. Leslie Nielsen (probably NSFW– yeah I don’t get it either), ratings system inventor 11

244. Oscar Niemeyer, architect, manufacter of Nieweiners 1 9 13 14 21 22

245. Leonard Nimoy, may the force be with him 17

246. Robert Novak, cranky Sun-Times columnist 2 20 (August 18)

 

THE O’(BAMA)s

 

 

247. Barack Obama, Commander-in-Ctrl+Z 4 5 6 19 22

248. Michelle Obama, stop naming dolls after her daughters 6

249. Maureen O’Hara, Irish-born actress 11

250. Mary-Kate Olsen, why so serious? 7 24

251. Yoko Ono, sixth Beatle 8

252. Ozzy Osbourne, prenh a fuccka dahnaaaaaaaaa 4 22

253. Peter O’Toole, Lawrence of Arabia 7

 

THE P’s

 

 

254. Al Pacino, HOO HAH 22

255. Sarah Palin, the GOP’s Great White Northern Hope in 2012 4

256. Arnold Palmer, 50% of which is composed of lemonade 5 16 24

257. Joe Paterno, magical king of the lions 21

258. Les Paul, has two first names 10 (August 13)

259. I.M. Pei, I.M. impressed! 18 21

260. Ross Perot, queen of graphs and charts 20

261. Fred Phelps, this is both possible and wishful thinking 4 9 17 19

262. Regis Philbin, original host of the American version of that Slumdog Millionaire game show 3

263. Prince Philip, Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Ed, In, Burgh 8 9 21

264. Sidney Poitier, call him Mr. Tibbs 7

265. Ron Popeil, shh, nobody tell Vince Offer that Ron’s his father 6

266. Victoria Principal, uses the brand “Principal Secret” just to piss off copyright lawyers 24

267. Wolfgang Puck, food guy 8

268. Vladimir Putin, can, from the boundaries of his land, get a gander of Seward’s Folly 24

 

THE R’s (NO QBAMAS)

 

 

269. Charlotte Rae, girls! girls! 16

270. Luise Rainer, oldest living non-honorary Oscar winner 13

271. Dan Rather, Dan rather would be alive than dead 2 20

272. Nancy Reagan, America’s Most Perfect First Lady 2 4 6 13 15 16 19 21

273. Robert Redford, Sundance founder 22

274. Frances Reid, long-running Days of Our Lives cast member 10 12 16

275. Carl Reiner, can I be Police Chief Wiggum? I hate Carl Reiner! 17

276. Ivan Reitman, who ya gonna call? 9

277. Burt Reynolds, FREE MUSTACHE RIDES 3

278. Wendy Richard, former EastEnders cast member 12 (February 26)

279. Keith Richards, nearly indestructable 2 4 16 19 24

280. Don Rickles, his nickname “Mr. Warmth” would be doubly sarcastic when he dies 22

281. Doris Roberts, loved Raymond 3

282. Jake Roberts, wrestling reptile 14

283. Oral Roberts, university 14 18 21

284. Eric Rohmer, YOU TYPE IT! ON YOUR FANCY ASS MAC ALREADY! 25

285. Andy Rooney, either him or Mickey 2 10 12 14 19 20 24

286. Mickey Rooney, either him or Andy 1 3 11 12 20

287. Albert Rosellini, former governor of Washington state 10 13

288. Philip Roth, wrote Portnoy’s Complaint 8

289. Richard Roundtree, one bad motherSHUT YOUR MOUTH 6

290. Paul Rudd, Apatow disciple 11

291. Ed Ruscha, gas station photographer 2

 

THE S’s

 

 

292. Eva Marie Saint, on the waterfront 17

293. J.D. Salinger, if he hasn’t died already 2 3 10 11 17 18 20 25

294. Raymond J. Saulnier, yet another really old economist 13

295. Randy Savage, dried beef product screamsman 9 12

296. Daniel Schorr, Emmy-winning journalist 24

297. Joel Schumacher, nearly killed the Batman 17

298. Sherwood Schwartz, sitcom guru 1 14 16

299. Willard Scott, won’t be able to mention his own birthday on the Today show 17

300. Vin Scully, voice of the Brooklyn, then Los Angeles Dodgers 14

301. Pete Seeger, this land was made for you and me 8

302. Gene Shalit, declared legally insane years ago 16

303. Ravi Shankar, groovy, man 5 11

304. Ariel Sharon (bonus WTF NSFW video – reg req), little Israeli mer-vegetable 8 12 15 19 20 23

305. William Shatner, rock         et     man 5

306. Sargent Shriver, his son-in-law is– gasp– a Republican 18

307. Don Shula, half man, half dolphin, half steakhouse 24

308. Than Shwe, Burmese leader of some sort 22

309. Neil Simon, odd coupler 3

310. O.J. Simpson, guilty of something 5 8

311. Stephen Sondheim, Sweeney Toddler 3

312. Boris Spassky, chezz whiz 6

313. Britney Spears, no “comeback” will stop her from being dead-pooled! 4 10 19 24

314. Carroll Spinney, both Big Bird and Oscar the Grouch 1 8

315. Doug Stanhope, SHOW US WHERE BABIES FEED IT’S MAGICAL 22

316. Jean Stapleton, former Denver airport 25

317. Ringo Starr, love you all, peace and love, french fries are called “chips,” NO FAN MAIL 2

318. George Steinbrenner, daddy Yankee 20

319. Gloria Steinem, don’t-call-me-a-”chick” chick 20

320. John Paul Stevens, didn’t garble Biden’s oath 2 19 20

321. Ted Stevens, serious about tubes 3

322. Steve-O, watch me irreparably damage my crotch 5

323. Elaine Stritch, Alec Baldwin’s mother on 30 Rock 11

324. Gloria Stuart, the old lady from that three-hour Celine Dion video 1 4 13 18 21 23 25

325. Patrick Swayze, the following teams do not commit to Sparkle Motion: 3 6 11 12 15 17 21 22 23 25 (September 14)

 

THE T’s

 

 

326. George Takei, will not invite William Shatner to his funeral 5

327. Jalal Talabani, governor president of Iraq 22

328. Elizabeth Taylor, does she even voice babies anymore? 3 4 9 10 14 16 20 23 24

329. Rip Taylor, Gene Shalit on speed 12

330. Margaret Thatcher, iron lady 4 5 9 20 23

331. Helen Thomas, wearing a hat 2

332. Richard Todd, British actor 8

333. Pete Townshend, one fourth third of the Who 17

334. Verne Troyer, makes you wonder if VH1 tried to pair him off with Chyna 16 21

335. John Turner, prime minister of Canada for 79 days 9

 

THE U! and the V’s

 

 

336. Matthew Underwood, Nickelodeon-manufactured celebrity 8

337. Dick Van Dyke, hopefully his diagnosis isn’t murder 7 11 16 20

338. Abe Vigoda, skeleton 2 3 7 10 11 12 15 16

336. Max von Sydow, played Death in a chess match 17

 

THE DUBYAS

yet nobody picked Dubya himself

 

 

337. Andrzej Wajda, Polish director 2

338. Mike Wallace, if he and Andy Rooney die on the same day, watch newscasters end obituaries with “all this, and Andy Rooney died too” 7 19

339. Eli Wallach, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly actor 13 18

340. Scott Weiland, stone velmple revolver 6

341. Paul Weller, British Mod icon 8

342. Adam We, nobody messes with him 5 11

343. Betty White, goldenpalace.com (4 of 22) 14 15 16 19 23 24 25

344. Gough Whitlam, former Aussie prime minister 1

345. Robin Williams, a-little-more-than-half-a-centennial man 1

346. Luke Wilson, attempted suicide in a movie 22

347. Owen Wilson, one-upped Luke 3 22

348. Amy Winehouse, THIS! IS! THE! YEAR! 3 4 5 10 12 14 16 22 23 25

349. Norman Wisdom, British comedic legend 5

350. Andrew W.K. when it’s time to party we will die hard (die hard) 6

351. John Wooden, Mr. UCLA 13 18 21

352. Andrew Wyeth, painted Christina’s World 17 (January 16)

 

COACH Z

 

353. Howard Zinn, dang it, I’m done with the silly descriptions, see ya in 2010! 2