* Dead pool update coming.

* You can no longer give your dog a C-section in Pennsylvania, unless you’re a vet. “Backup quarterback for the Eagles” != vet.

* Why are you doing The Batman Voice? Nobody does The Batman Voice but Batman.

* Aubrey O’Day will be making a major change to her outward daily appearance by growing her pubes back. Wait, why is this even relevant? No link.

* Feel bad for the Daytime Emmy Awards… how the hell did that land on the CW?

* Nonsequitube.

* TOM COCHRANE. He did the song first.