A plane crashed on a mysterious island. There’s a fat guy, an old guy named Locke, a girl named Kate I think, some normal guy named Jack, a Korean couple,  and a bunch of other people. This one guy yelled “WALLLTTT” one time because some weirdo people called THE OTHERS took his son away. 

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Apply self-tanner to cleavage, then dust shimmering powder on the tops of your breasts before donning a cami with a plunging neckline. These will make your pair really, really pretty. (p. 32)

You can learn a lot about a guy by eyeing him below the belt. (That’s not what we meant.) (55)

“Too many random applications or [...]