353 names, little to no mercy. Two names have already kicked off– Ricardo Montalban and Andrew Wyeth. Keep tuned to the pool page as I’ll be adding pointless videos for each of the names.

Stay tuned!

So here we are again, everyone’s favorite hair-extentioned, collagen addict, and former Poison frontman is looking for a skank to call his own.  Isn’t that what we are all searching for?

This season has a twist, all the girls must go on the road with Bret, in two tour buses. He needs his skank to be [...]

Peers, it is the birthday of our creator, our almighty lord, the light of our blog, our messiah, our good shepherd, our savior, our FEARLESS LEADER…

Happy birthday to the one and only, Andy Bugay!

Hey, gang! Think you’re a real crackerjack at this whole “internet” business? Think you’re really “hep” with this new “web 2.0″ jazz all the cats in town are buzzin’ about? Well, then prove it with this fun quiz! Below is a list of 16 web 2.0 websites mixed with 16 Don Martin sound effects from [...]

The deadline for the Dead Pool has come. In the next few days I’ll be posting the Dead Pool Scoreboard as well as the almighty LIST. Get ready, America!

Ah, The Bad Girls Club.  Truly a guilty pleasure, these girls may be the biggest messes on tv, next to the people on Rehab with Dr. Drew.

In case you haven’t seen this gem before, Oxygen takes seven psychologically pained, drunk, angry girls.  They are then sent to a beautiful house, stocked with enough booze to [...]

I’ll edit this post when I decide no more, but as for now, I’ll still accept submissions.