You have ONE WEEK to get your 2009 Paper Milhouse Dead Pool lists in. January 3, at midnight. Okay, now that I’ve said that, I might as well explain further. Okay, here goes. This is bold text.

To participate in the Dead Pool, you must pick a list of 30 notable people* that you believe will [...]

All I really have to share is this.

Mike, the ‘bots, and Santa fighting the devil.

Merry Christmas.

Found this out as I was looking for a high-res video of the RCA Dome demolition. It looks like YouTube has added a way to find their HD content. So yeah, you can find these videos like AWESOME NBA DUNKS or CATS OF ALL KINDS… and then there’s the greatest selling point of YouTube stars:

CLEAVAGE! [...]

CONGRATS, RCA DOME (September 1984 – December 2008)! YOU WIN!

Here’s a video of the end of the stadium formerly known as the Hoosier Dome.

Okay, that wasn’t it. Well anyway, the RCA Dome was the first home to the Indianapolis Colts; it was their home during their only Super B–

ugh.

BLOW AWAY YOU FUCKER

Beautiful HQ video after [...]

Now I can appoint a senator.

A couple things to bridge the gap:

I have seen f’REAL! and it is the way. Please note to always italicize the exclamation point.
Anchorage better have some money in its budget for a stealth bomber.
Barack Obama has been elected president. YES WE DID

Listen, I’m not gonna talk about this shit yet. You have to decide on your own what I, the fucking governor, am thinking. It’s not going to be easy for you shuttlecocks to get rid of me, so don’t even try.

I am the king of all media, the subject of all national attention and a [...]

Dudes, I am so weirded out over this AIM® 6.8 feature. It’s such a horribly fascinating thing. Real-Time IM basically acts as Direct Connection, and you can see your buddy’s sentence as it is being typed out by them (thus the “real time” thingus there).

Normally, I use Trillian, but I recently updated my AIM® and [...]

Oh, and I’ll have something about Governor You-Know-Who doing You-Know-What soon enough, if someone else doesn’t beat me to it.

I didn’t say it was necessarily a bad thing.

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FACT: John McCain has piano music in the background of his mind 24/7.