Peers, it is the birthday of our creator, our almighty lord, the light of our blog, our messiah, our good shepherd, our savior, our FEARLESS LEADER…

Happy birthday to the one and only, Andy Bugay!

Listen, I’m not gonna talk about this shit yet. You have to decide on your own what I, the fucking governor, am thinking. It’s not going to be easy for you shuttlecocks to get rid of me, so don’t even try.

I am the king of all media, the subject of all national attention and a [...]