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Review: Archie Marries Veronica, Part 1
Archie proposed to Veronica and her dad just straight up gives him a cushy job and respect. Basically, proposing to Veronica is the smartest thing Archie ever did and everybody is happy except for Betty, who sucks
I’ve Been Trying To Post A Goddamn YouTube Video On Here For The Past Twenty Minutes
I give up
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When Will David Letterman Apologize For Rigging The Iranian Election?
Seriously. Shit’s getting way out of hand.
Things I Know About The TV Show “LOST” Despite Having Never Watched A Full Episode
A plane crashed on a mysterious island. There’s a fat guy, an old guy named Locke, a girl named Kate I think, some normal guy named Jack, a Korean couple, and a bunch of other people. This one guy yelled “WALLLTTT” one time because some weirdo people called THE OTHERS took his son away.
There’s a [...]
Hot Tips From The May 2009 Issue of Cosmopolitan (The Sexy Issue)
Apply self-tanner to cleavage, then dust shimmering powder on the tops of your breasts before donning a cami with a plunging neckline. These will make your pair really, really pretty. (p. 32)
You can learn a lot about a guy by eyeing him below the belt. (That’s not what we meant.) (55)
“Too many random applications or [...]
Ideas For Improving the New whitehouse.gov
There’s been a lot of praise for the Obama Administration’s refurbishment of the White House website, whitehouse.gov. And you have to admit, it does look pretty snazzy – a little more dignified and traditional than Obama’s campaign website, but still a great design. However, there a bunch of little things that I think could be [...]
Quiz: Web 2.0 Site or Don Martin Sound Effect??
Hey, gang! Think you’re a real crackerjack at this whole “internet” business? Think you’re really “hep” with this new “web 2.0″ jazz all the cats in town are buzzin’ about? Well, then prove it with this fun quiz! Below is a list of 16 web 2.0 websites mixed with 16 Don Martin sound effects from [...]
