Holiday Gift Idea #1:

Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes [...]

Sorry if this comes off as insensitive, but these are a couple of real questions that I have.

1) Are vegans allowed to slurp cum and imbibe breast milk just like us meat-eaters?

2) Does chemotherapy get rid of all your hair? Including down there?

Answer and you get a prize. But not really.

Bonus image of Woody Allen [...]